40+ Best Terry Pratchett Quotes Of All Time

Best Terry Pratchett Quotes Of All Time

There is nothing that a Terry Pratchett book can not assist you with. By studying his humor and wisdom intertwined so nicely, you can set your finger on any page of his novels and find something you can laugh at and find reality. It is a pity the literary world mourns the Discworld founder’s passing; below are a few of the best inspirational and memorable Terry Pratchett quotes. Whether you require guidance, expect, or merely a fantastic chuckle, these quotations are sure to bring a grin to your face along with the decision to get through anything life throws at you.

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TERRY PRATCHETT QUOTES IF YOU COULD USE SOME SAGE ADVICE

1. “It’s vital to remember who you really are. It’s very important. It isn’t a good idea to rely on other people or things to do it for you, you see. They always get it wrong.” (Sourcery)

2. “Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things.” (I Shall Wear Midnight)

3. “If you don’t turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else’s story.” (The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents)

4. “Look, that’s why there’s rules, understand? So that you think before you break ’em.” (Thief of Time)

5. “If you trust in yourself…and believe in your dreams…and follow your star…you’ll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren’t so lazy.” (The Wee Free Men)

TERRY PRATCHETT QUOTES IF THE HOLIDAYS SEEM TO PASS BY FASTER EVERY YEAR

6. “Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.” (Small Gods)

7. “The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it’s as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues.” (Moving Pictures)

8. “Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.” (Thud!)

TERRY PRATCHETT QUOTES IF YOU’RE GETTING READY TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL/

9. “His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools—the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans—and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, ‘You can’t trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there’s nothing you can do about it, so let’s have a drink.’” (Small Gods)

10. “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” (Diggers)

11. “Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.” (Hogfather)

12. “It’s still magic even if you know how it’s done.” (A Hat Full of Sky)

TERRY PRATCHETT QUOTES IF YOU’RE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

13. “God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won’t tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.” (Good Omens)

14. “In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.” (Lords and Ladies)

15. “What have I always believed? That on the whole, and by and large, if a man lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out all right.” (Small Gods)

16. “Seeing, contrary to popular wisdom, isn’t believing. It’s where belief stops, because it isn’t needed any more.” (Pyramids)

17. “Goodness is about what you do. Not who you pray to.” (Snuff)

18. “THAT’S MORTALS FOR YOU, Death continued. THEY’VE ONLY GOT A FEW YEARS IN THIS WORLD AND THEY SPEND THEM ALL IN MAKING THINGS COMPLICATED FOR THEMSELVES. FASCINATING.” (Mort)

19. “Nanny’s philosophy of life was to do what seemed like a good idea at the time, and do it as hard as possible. It had never let her down.” (Maskerade)

Joy is to fun what the deep sea is to a puddle. It’s a feeling inside that can hardly be contained

TERRY PRATCHETT QUOTES IF YOU’RE IN A GOOD MOOD AND NO ONE CAN STOP YOU

20. “Joy is to fun what the deep sea is to a puddle. It’s a feeling inside that can hardly be contained.” (A Hat Full of Sky)

TERRY PRATCHETT QUOTES IF YOU’RE FEELING HOPELESS AND NEED ENCOURAGEMENT/

21. “Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra colors. And the people there see you differently, too. Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.” (A Hat Full of Sky)

22. “There have been times, lately, when I dearly wished that I could change the past. Well, I can’t, but I can change the present, so that when it becomes the past it will turn out to be a past worth having.” (I Shall Wear Midnight)

23. “Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.” (The Truth)

24. “There’s always a story. It’s all stories, really. The sun coming up every day is a story. Everything’s got a story in it. Change the story, change the world.” (A Hat Full of Sky)

25. “The worst thing you can do is nothing.” (Snuff)

TERRY PRATCHETT QUOTES IF YOU’VE FALLEN IN LOVE AND CAN’T SNAP OUT OF IT

26. “A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.” (The Fifth Elephant)

27. “And what would humans be without love?”
RARE, said Death.” (Sourcery)

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life

TERRY PRATCHETT QUOTES IF YOU’RE CONTEMPLATING MORTALITY

28. “It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life.” (The Last Continent)

29. “He’d been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.” (Mort)

30. “Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?” (Going Postal)

31. “Anyway, if you stop tellin’ people it’s all sorted out afer they’re dead, they might try sorting it all out while they’re alive. ” (Good Omens)

32. “We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.” (Night Watch)

FUNNY TERRY PRATCHETT QUOTES IF YOU COULD JUST USE A LAUGH

33. “All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums.” (Good Omens)

34. “Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying ‘End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH’, the paint wouldn’t even have time to dry.” (Thief of Time)

35. “The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.” (Equal Rites)

36. “Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.” (Jingo)

37. “It was sad, like those businessmen who came to work in serious clothes but wore colorful ties in a mad, desperate attempt to show there was a free spirit in there somewhere.” (Making Money)

38. “Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.” (Reaper Man)

TERRY PRATCHETT QUOTES IF YOU HAVE A LOVE/HATE RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR CAT

39. “If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember.” (Lords and Ladies)

40. “I meant,” said Ipslore bitterly, “what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?”
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.”

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